Friday, 29 April 2011

Clown Face

Why is there a Clown Mask on the wall?
Who put it there? Where did it come from?
Oh, you stapled it to the wall, did you?
Nice move, smart guy!
Just leave it there for a serial killer to find and take a shine to!

Honestlly, I can picture it now:
Interior, high school, midnight.
Man dressed in black wearing large boots trudges down the hall,
his face hidden in shadows.
He bursts into the classroom and looks around.

He spots the Clown Mask and tilts his head in interest.
With surprising grace for such a behemoth,
he removes the mask from the wall and places it on his face.
He spots a student's lost vanity mirror on a desk, takes in his new appearance,
and walks towards the door.

He stops in the frame and seems to be lost in thought.
Slowly lifting his head, he seems to stare directly into the camera;
Breaking the silence, he lets out a maddening, blood-curdling cackle
that echoes through the empty school.
...............I just got chills. Well I'm not going to sleep tonight.

Thursday, 28 April 2011

Ramblings of a Drunk Gravekeeper(spiral prompt)

Girth forms many mental limits.

The hounds found a solid show ground upon which fears you chase,

Soon they'll matter then through heart your self smiles.

Sometimes of the warm miracle all find the things you deserve,

Where grey frowns through warm word.

Where great smiles some true warm deserve.

Monday, 25 April 2011

Space

Hello again my little friend,
How are you today?

Looking up again I see.
How can I help but envy you?

For someone so small you dream so big,
And never let anyone say 'you can't'.

You just prattle on with vibrant tenacity,
And reach for the stars.

I only wish I had a shred of your vigor
or your endless optimism.

But for now all I can do is listen on
to you scream for joy as you attain everything you ever wanted.

Sunday, 24 April 2011

Silence/Love

Silence is golden.
Gold is number one­.
Number one is someone else`s number two.
Number two is smelly.
Smelly is my breath in the morning.
My breath in the morning is annoying.
Annoying is what Charlie Sheen is getting.
Charlie Sheen is winning.
Winning is doing better than other people.
Other people is what confuses me.
What confuses me are magnets.
Magnets are miracles.
Miracles are found in nature.
Nature is being destroyed by man.
Man is not very super.
Very super is getting out of bed in the morning with a smile.
A smile is a wonderful thing.
A wonderful thing is love.

Love is a bitch.
Deal with it.

Monday, 18 April 2011

Reality TV

I hate it, I hate it. I hate it, I hate it.
I hate it, I hate it. I hate it, I hate it.
I hate it, I hate it. I hate it, I hate it.
I hate it, I hate it. I hate it, I hate it.
I hate it, I hate it. I hate it, I hate it.
Meh, some of it is ok.